
Sorry, but this post will not be as romantic as kissing on top of the Eiffel Tower with the lights of Paris twinkling below, good job Justin way to one up yourself on smelling lilacs...
So just to add to the whole Amsterdam experience Blake and I had a run in with a crazy guy on a shady train at about 3 in the morning. We were all sitting in the train and we were the only ones in the whole car. Then a guy comes on who has obviously been indulging in the pleasures of the night. He begins speaking gibberish in a language that none of us had heard before, let alone speak. Andrea and Justin were both passed out and the crazy man was speaking in their direction. He finally sits down and begins to whistle. Blake and I immediately start laughing. I turn to look over my right shoulder and when I do the crazy guy is staring right at me. I begin to worry that he might be a little pissed about our laughing. He begins talking to me in his crazy language and I tell him that I can't understand him. Blake was a big help by laughing the entire time. All of a sudden Andrea bolts awake and tries to interpret and then just falls back asleep. Finally the guy says "would you rather I speak English". I say yes. He then asks me and Blake if we are American and we say yes. He then goes on to say "American's and their big guts, big f'n mouths, big cars, big homeless and big unemployment." He asked me if I even knew what work was and I said maybe not...whatever...he then tells us his dad hated Americans and that he had passed away...he then said "I think I inherited something from him" speaking of the hatred for Americans. Then he said that maybe we were different. He asked us if we knew any dirty jokes and we told him no...so he decided to tell us some fat woman jokes that were, to say the least, pretty digusting. He told us his name was Garth and I kept mis-hearing him. After the whole ordeal we tried to lose him at the next stop...we were successful...it was actually a pretty creepy experience. Hopefully we don't run into anymore Garth's.

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